[原创]老外嘲笑生肖，中国人的回答让老外目瞪口呆！

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<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\">有一次<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>一位中国人参加接待了一个由欧洲贵族组成的参访团<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>他们中的大多数跟王族有亲戚关系<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>非常有学问和修养<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>待人彬彬有礼<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>但他们的修养背后隐藏着一种傲慢<span lang=\"EN-US\">. </span>最后一天聚餐<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>可能酒喝多了<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>这些贵族的言谈举止变得比较率性<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>席间<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>一位德国贵族站了起来说<span lang=\"EN-US\">:</span>你们中国人<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>怎么属什么猪啊<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>狗啊<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>老鼠啊<span lang=\"EN-US\">!</span>不像我们<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>都是金牛座<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>狮子座<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>仙女座<span lang=\"EN-US\">......</span>真不知你们祖先怎么想的<span lang=\"EN-US\">!</span>众人听了哈哈大笑<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>还互相碰杯<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>先前的优雅完全不见了<span lang=\"EN-US\">. <br/></span>按理说<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>人家在骂你的祖宗了<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>你即使想不出话反击<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>起码可以掀桌子啊<span lang=\"EN-US\">!</span>但是<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>所有在场的中国人都不吭声<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>也可能是没有反应过来<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>中国人站了起来<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>用平和的语气说<span lang=\"EN-US\">:</span>是的中国人的祖先很实在<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>我们十二生肖两两相对<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>六道轮回<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>体现了我们祖先对我们的期望和要求<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>这时<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>现场气氛慢慢安静了下来<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>不过<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>贵族们的脸上还是一幅满不在乎的神情<span lang=\"EN-US\">. <br/></span>中国人说<span lang=\"EN-US\">:</span>第一组是老鼠和牛<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>老鼠代表智慧<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>牛代表勤奋<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>智慧和勤奋一定要紧紧结合在一起<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>如果光有智慧<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>不勤奋<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>那就变成小聪明<span lang=\"EN-US\">;</span>而光是勤奋<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>不动脑筋<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>那就变成愚蠢<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>这两者一定要结合<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>这是祖先对我们第一组的期望和要求<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>也是最重要的一组<span lang=\"EN-US\">. </span></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></span></p><p><img src=\"http://news.folkw.com/Fuke_Files/BeyondPic/2007-4/25/rd070402020.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"/></p><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\"><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><br/><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\">第二组是老虎和兔子<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>老虎代表勇猛<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>兔子代表谨慎<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>勇猛和谨慎一定要紧紧结合在一起才能作到胆大心细<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>如果勇猛离开了谨慎<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>就变成了鲁莽<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>而没了勇猛<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>就变成了胆怯<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>这一组也非常重要<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>所以<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>放在第二位置上<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>中国人看者这些贵族<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>补上一句<span lang=\"EN-US\">:</span>当我们表现出谨慎的时候<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>千万不要以为中国人没有勇敢的一面<span lang=\"EN-US\">. </span></span></p></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\">第二组是老虎和兔子<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>老虎代表勇猛<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>兔子代表谨慎<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>勇猛和谨慎一定要紧紧结合在一起才能作到胆大心细<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>如果勇猛离开了谨慎<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>就变成了鲁莽<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>而没了勇猛<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>就变成了胆怯<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>这一组也非常重要<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>所以<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>放在第二位置上<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>中国人看者这些贵族<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>补上一句<span lang=\"EN-US\">:</span>当我们表现出谨慎的时候<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>千万不要以为中国人没有勇敢的一面<span lang=\"EN-US\">. </span></span><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></span></p><p><img src=\"http://news.folkw.com/Fuke_Files/BeyondPic/2007-4/25/rd070402022.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"/></p><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\"><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><br/><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\">看着大家陷入沉思<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>中国人继续说<span lang=\"EN-US\">:</span>第三组是龙和蛇<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>龙代表刚猛<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>蛇代表柔韧<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>所谓刚者易折<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>太刚了容易折断<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>但是<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>如果只有柔的一面就易失去主见<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>所以<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>刚柔并济是我们的祖训<span lang=\"EN-US\">. </span></span></p></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\">看着大家陷入沉思<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>中国人继续说<span lang=\"EN-US\">:</span>第三组是龙和蛇<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>龙代表刚猛<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>蛇代表柔韧<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>所谓刚者易折<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>太刚了容易折断<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>但是<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>如果只有柔的一面就易失去主见<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>所以<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>刚柔并济是我们的祖训<span lang=\"EN-US\">. </span></span><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></span></p><p><img src=\"http://news.folkw.com/Fuke_Files/BeyondPic/2007-4/25/rd070402024.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"/></p><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\"><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><br/><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\">接下来是马和羊<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>马代表勇往直前<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>羊代表和顺<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>如果一个人只顾自己直奔目标<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>不顾及周围环境<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>必然会和周围不断磕碰<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>最后不见得能达到目标<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>但是<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>一个人光顾及和顺<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>他可能连方向都没有了<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>所以<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>勇往直前的秉性<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>一定要和和顺紧紧结合在一起<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>这是祖先对我们的第四组期望<span lang=\"EN-US\">. </span></span></p></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\">接下来是马和羊<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>马代表勇往直前<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>羊代表和顺<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>如果一个人只顾自己直奔目标<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>不顾及周围环境<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>必然会和周围不断磕碰<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>最后不见得能达到目标<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>但是<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>一个人光顾及和顺<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>他可能连方向都没有了<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>所以<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>勇往直前的秉性<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>一定要和和顺紧紧结合在一起<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>这是祖先对我们的第四组期望<span lang=\"EN-US\">. </span></span><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></span></p><p><img src=\"http://news.folkw.com/Fuke_Files/BeyondPic/2007-4/25/rd070402026.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"/></p><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\"><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><br/><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\">再接下来是猴子和鸡<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>猴子代表灵活<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>鸡定时打鸣<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>代表恒定<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>灵活和恒定一定要紧紧结合在一起<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>如果你光灵活<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>没有恒定<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>再好的政策也得不到收获<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>一方面具有稳定性<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>保持整体呵呵和秩序<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>另一方面有能在变通中前进<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>这才是最根本的要旨<span lang=\"EN-US\">. </span></span></p></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\">再接下来是猴子和鸡<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>猴子代表灵活<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>鸡定时打鸣<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>代表恒定<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>灵活和恒定一定要紧紧结合在一起<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>如果你光灵活<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>没有恒定<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>再好的政策也得不到收获<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>一方面具有稳定性<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>保持整体呵呵和秩序<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>另一方面有能在变通中前进<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>这才是最根本的要旨<span lang=\"EN-US\">. </span></span><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></span></p><p><img src=\"http://news.folkw.com/Fuke_Files/BeyondPic/2007-4/25/rd070402028.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"/></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\">最后是狗和猪<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>狗代表忠诚<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>猪代表随和<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>如果一个人太忠诚<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>不懂得随和<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>就会排斥他人<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>反过来<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>一个人太随和<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>没有忠诚<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>这个人就失去原则<span lang=\"EN-US\">.</span>无论是对一个民族的忠诚<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>还是对自己理想的忠诚<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>一定要与随和紧紧结合在一起<span lang=\"EN-US\">,</span>这样才容易保持内心深处的平衡<span lang=\"EN-US\">. <p></p></span></span></p><img src=\"http://news.folkw.com/Fuke_Files/BeyondPic/2007-4/25/rd070402030.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"/>