[分享]经典的五大“过失”

喇苏武艺

<p></p><img src=\"http://photo14.hexun.com/p/2008/0916/245181/b_8D6546ECE476D3E0A4A12A51AC9D7FD3.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"/>
        <p style=\"TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; LINE-HEIGHT: 19.2pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;\"><font face=\"宋体\">皇家炮兵队女炮手坠马：这下糗大了</font></span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;\">……</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt;\"><p></p></span></p><p style=\"TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 19.2pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;\"><font face=\"宋体\">今年</font></span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;\">4</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;\"><font face=\"宋体\">月</font></span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;\">21</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;\"><font face=\"宋体\">日是英国伊丽莎白女王</font></span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;\">82</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;\"><font face=\"宋体\">岁生日，英国皇家礼炮队为此举行盛装典礼及</font></span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;\">41</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;\"><font face=\"宋体\">响礼炮仪式，来会为这个喜庆的日子锦上添花，但是当天却出现了一个小插曲，礼炮队的一名年轻女炮手不慎从马背上跌落在地</font></span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;\">“</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;\"><font face=\"宋体\">行大礼</font></span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;\">”</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;\"><font face=\"宋体\">，在众目睽睽之下显得十分尴尬。</font></span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;\"><p></p></span></p><img src=\"http://photo14.hexun.com/p/2008/0916/245181/b_BCE9FAFB8C54FDCBA85551775B46E854.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"/>
        <p style=\"TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; LINE-HEIGHT: 19.2pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify;\"><font face=\"宋体\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;\">误入歧途的轿车：您认准门再进啊</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt;\"><p></p></span></font></p><p style=\"TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 19.2pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;\">2005</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;\"><font face=\"宋体\">年</font></span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;\">6</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;\"><font face=\"宋体\">月，一辆未上牌照的轿车</font></span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;\">“</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;\"><font face=\"宋体\">误入歧途</font></span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;\">”</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;\"><font face=\"宋体\">，一头冲进了杭州市解放路与中河路交叉处的地下人行通道，轿车侧翻，被卡住动弹不得，所幸没有造成人员伤亡。</font></span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;\"><p></p></span></p><img src=\"http://photo14.hexun.com/p/2008/0916/245181/b_1387C846463D668A8C30601D29A377EC.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"/>
        <p style=\"TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; LINE-HEIGHT: 19.2pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;\"><font face=\"宋体\">银行误将千元港币当百元付给客户：这样都能认错</font></span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;\">……</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt;\"><p></p></span></p><p style=\"TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 19.2pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;\"><font face=\"宋体\">今年</font></span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;\">3</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;\"><font face=\"宋体\">月，上海一家银行工作人员误将</font></span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;\">53</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;\"><font face=\"宋体\">张千元面值的港币，当作百元支付给客户<personname wst=\"on\" productid=\"张\">张</personname>女士。在事后多次沟通中，因银行个别工作人员出言不逊，<personname wst=\"on\" productid=\"张\">张</personname>女士感觉不快拒绝退还多领到的</font></span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;\">47700</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;\"><font face=\"宋体\">元港币。事后法院作出判决，认定造<personname wst=\"on\" productid=\"成张\">成张</personname>女士多领现金的责任在银行，<personname wst=\"on\" productid=\"张\">张</personname>女士只需返还多得的</font></span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;\">47700</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;\"><font face=\"宋体\">元港币，而无须支付利息。（图片上部为千元港币，下部为百元港币）</font></span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;\"><p></p></span></p><img src=\"http://photo14.hexun.com/p/2008/0916/245181/b_3E91003CB971B159D416E60B42DB01FF.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"/>
        <p style=\"TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; LINE-HEIGHT: 19.2pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;\"><font face=\"宋体\">大学校花照误上遗像墙：想想人家得多郁闷啊</font></span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;\">……</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt;\"><p></p></span></p><p style=\"TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 19.2pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;\"><font face=\"宋体\">今年</font></span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;\">6</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;\"><font face=\"宋体\">月西南大学音乐学院</font></span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;\">05</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;\"><font face=\"宋体\">级研究生韩珊获得硕士学位，而同时她大学时参加校花选美的照片，竟在成都大邑建川博物馆</font></span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;\">“5.12</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;\"><font face=\"宋体\">遇难者遗像墙</font></span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;\">”</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;\"><font face=\"宋体\">上，并悬挂了将近</font></span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;\">2</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;\"><font face=\"宋体\">个星期。被人缅怀俩星期，这个校花真是够郁闷的</font></span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;\">……<p></p></span></p><img src=\"http://photo14.hexun.com/p/2008/0916/245181/b_DF8713A747C9DE75CD77CD5F75C3D53D.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"/><p style=\"TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; LINE-HEIGHT: 19.2pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;\"><font face=\"宋体\">烤红薯烤焦两万现钞：微波炉可不是保险柜啊</font></span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;\">……</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt;\"><p></p></span></p><p style=\"TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; LINE-HEIGHT: 19.2pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;\"><font face=\"宋体\">　　北京通州一八旬老太太，把</font></span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;\">2</span><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana;\"><font face=\"宋体\">万元现金藏进了微波炉以防贼。一天老太太遛弯时买回几斤红薯，回家就塞进微波炉里烤了起来。不一会儿屋里就飘起一股浓重的焦糊味，女儿打开微波炉门一看，红薯好好的，被烤糊焦的竟是里面的一大沓儿钞票！</font></span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt;\"><p></p></span></p>